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Items of Zombie Survival Attacks
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Items of Zombie SurvivalAre zombies running rampant? This guide has what you need to prepare for a zombie attack. Keep the horde at bay with a survival pack, which contains the most essential items.
Look,
truth is, you never know when man-eating monsters will attack, so why
not be ready with any of these ten items of zombie survival gear. You
know the streets aren’t safe, you know the zombie invasion might strike
at any moment, so… better safe than sorry. Browse, shop, and stay safe. 1. Zombie Identification Chart Fridge Magnet
The first step you need to take in preparing to withstand a zombie
attack is to know who is friend and who is foe. This $5.99 fridge magnet
will give you a simple, handy infograph on who’s a zombie and who
isn’t. Some people will just come at you with arms outstretched – that
does not make them a zombie! The identification chart is available as a
mug print, too, if magnets are just not your thing.
2. Personal Locator BeaconOkay, so, at $399.95, the Arctreuse ACR Electronics SARLink 406 personal
locator might strike you as a bit on the expensive side. But if you
want the best in zombie survival gear, you need to be willing to invest a
little. This little gadget offers a three-level integrated signal
technology, with quick access to a global network of Search and Rescue
satellites. This way, the rescue teams will always know where to come
looking for you, when zombies attack! 3. Neck Protector The JT Bodyguard, priced at only $7, is ideal if you run into a tamer
kind of zombie, who won’t attack you straight to the head. In case they
make for the neck, this priceless piece of gear will make sure you stay
safe and protected. Until, of course, the looting, senseless murders and
pillaging begin. 4. Pride and Prejudice and ZombiesIn order to survive zombies, you’ve got to understand them first. For
just a little over $10, you can with this awesome new title, marketed as
a ‘classic regency romance – now with ultraviolent zombie mayhem!’ So,
make like Elizabeth Bennet and get ready to fight off some living dead,
since “it is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in
possession of brains must be in want of more brains.” 5. Razor Full Face HelmetOkay, so now you’re informed, you’re kind of protected and you can
easily be located. The next item on your essential list of zombie
survival gear is a full-face helmet. The Razor, available for $45, is
just what you need in case you ride a motorbike. Or, erm, if you’r
trying to fight off a rabid army of brain eating dead creatures brought
back to life. 6. Zombie Brain Gelatin MoldThis valuable item costs only $6.99, but it’s the $6.99 that might save
your life in case of a zombie attack. You’ve got several perks here.
Make your own delicious brains with the included mold, and learn to
think like your enemy. Store brain supplies – in case of an attack
you’ll be nourished for a while. Pose like a zombie in front of
attackers. You eat braaaaains, you’re one of them. Make poisonous brains
for zombies, and eliminate them without them even suspecting it. If worst comes to worst and you are attacked, or if you come across an
unsuspecting victim, who has fallen to the zombie plague, be prepared to
offer them basic first aid with this 205-piece kit. It contains all the
essentials, educational cards which explain injury treatment, and costs
a measly $16.45. A small price to pay for saving your brain, isn’t it? 8. Walkie-Talkie HeadsetsHollywood has taught us all that people in horror scenarios must stick
together (but never do), and that cell phones always break down (when
you most need them). Thus, in preparing for the zombie apocalypse,
invest less than $25 in this pair of transparent security headsets,
which makes use of the PTT/VOX technology. You will stay connected,
without the zombies ever suspecting it. 10. Chainsaw All right, so you’re more than ready to survive. Now’s the time to deal
out a fair share of mayhem yourself. Gear up and prepare to sever zombie
heads from zombie bodies with this Black & Decker CCS818 18-Volt
Cordless Electric Chainsaw. You can get it for $90, it weighs only 9.5
pounds and comes with a two-year warranty. If you can survive the
zombies for two years, that is…
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